The adventures of me and the opossum, raccoon, or demon monster from hell part 2

ok so I said that I would update today letting you guys know what happened with the whole Opossum, raccoon or demon monster from hell... but I don't think this update will live up to your expectations, in fact it is pretty boring since nothing really happened today... just alot of stuff that we thought was something but really, was nothing. So if this is boring then I warned you here and you decided to read it anyways, it is all on you. I promise that all of my posts wont be as boring as this though, as an example of a not boring post, remember part 1 of this amazing story. Well, enjoy.

So I got extra sleep today because I had only gotten 2 hours of sleep the night before. I woke up and had a text. I woke up at 10:30 and the text was from an hour earlier. Brenda had said this:

"I have things to do today and I am tired of sharing my room. want to come over for a minute while I chase this bitch out of MY room?"

She texted me from her sons phone so I was slightly confused when the id said Mike. So for a few minutes none of that made any sense, then I remembered that she had broken her phone yesterday when we were trying to get the demon monster from hell out of her room. So I texted back asking if she still wanted me to come over since she had texted me that an hour earlier. she replied saying:

"Shane just passed out, I am in the living room so I put him to bed. Had a fun time last night that monster was destroying my room."

That text confused me because I still didn't know whether or not she wanted me to come over still so I asked

"Is all that a yes?"

and again I get a cryptic message saying:

"I don't feel fresh today."

so by now I was just getting irritated I wanted to know if I had to get out of bed and get dressed or if I could just stay in bed all day anyways like I had planned to anyways. So I asked again and she said:

"I dont want shane to wake up up cause he will b a butt, he didn't get much sleep because of the monster."

So finally I got a straight answer. I asked her if she wanted to wait till after he woke up. she said:

"Yeah or maybe just in an hour, I am going to put my BALLS on and go get clean under clothes!"

I laughed at this because, well it just sounded funny, a chick saying she was going to go and put her balls on, the picture is funny you have to admit.

"Yeah funny, have you ever seen them on a girl?"

then I said no but i bet it would be funny so she said "I would show you mine but I am shy" this made me really laugh hard. then she said "Ok going in" and that was that till she called me later to come over and help make sure the beast was gone.
We went into her room and stood in the corner by the door for a couple minutes horrified to go and check around for the devil monster from hell. then we slowly made our way to the bed and decided instead of looking under the bed and risking our faces getting ripped off we would just flip the mattress and the box spring away from the door that way if we do see the beast we would have a chance to run from the room. So we flip the mattress and so far, nothing. Not a sound. so we hesitate and quickly flip the box spring. We both close our eyes, why we did that I have no idea, I think if the beast was there and we closed our eyes then it would have mauled us, and then we would have been dead because we are big sissy's and instead of running we would probably fall on the ground and freeze, crying. But after a couple seconds we looked and there was the huge hole in the bottom of her box spring and there was little bits of cloth everywhere where the thing had taken her clothes and torn them probably to make itself a nice little bed inside the box spring. But there was no sign of Phillip (